Oh, if trees could talk...

If only trees could talk. I bet then people would feel sorry for cutting them down. There would then be more oxygen to breathe, less pollution and thus a decrease of global warming. See how easy that was? In a type of the keyboard, global warming, eliminated from the face of planet earth and the ozone layer was reestablished.

Take care of the earth, take care of your planet, be nice.

Randomly unrandom

First of all, is unrandom a word? I think the correct word is colloquial. Whatever.

Second of all, why am I mentioning this? Because the image I shall now show you is totally random in comparison to the real, everyday world, yet unrandom, or dictionarily allowed (yes I know the word dictionarily should be replaced by the word grammatically), colloquial, because it has everything to do with our last (the 2nd edition of) the daily post-it.
Observe:

The Daily Post-it: 2nd edition

Good afternoon!! Oh my god! I can not believe I made it to the second eddition alive!! I totaly thought I was going to decide to errase the blug along the week but I didn't, this is a keeper!!! ;)

And now what you've been waiting a week for: your post it!

Color scheme change

I honestly think booggers should turn pink once visible to public, thus creating a more pleasant area of view for people with good taste that don't go around showing off their green mucus to other people.

The Daily Post-it: 1st Edition

Good morning readers! This being our first edition, let me explain, what the ... is the daily Post-it; well, the Daily Post-it is a not necessarily useful yet equally important Post-it is shown to public. One Daily Post-it will be published every Wednesday. Just reminders of things that should be located somewhere in some lobe, some place in the brain. Today's sticky note:

Sticky Notes

Sticky notes can be pasted anywhere,m that's why this blug can be published anywhere. Sticky notes are sticky, that's why you wont be able to keep this out of your head. Sticky notes are useful, so is this blug. Sticky notes are colorful, so is this blug. Sticky notes are reminders, this blug has reminders too, just maybe not as useful. But who died and said that sticky notes had to be useful, huh? I proceed. Sticky notes come in different shapes and sizes, sorry there is only so much I can do with a blug.